Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
Too chubby for the regular size, too small for the plus size: An autobiography.
I’m still working on this autobiography lol
20, why didn’t she get that abortion?
Probably cause that motherfuckin embryo was morphing
Into a Grammy winning schizophrenic fucking orphan oops I mean bastard skinny ass disaster.